A man and his wife are at a high school reunion.
The husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady
swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass after glass.
His wife turns to him and asks,
“Do you know her?”
‘Yes,” sighs the husband.
“She’s my ex-wife.”
He explains,
“She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago,
and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.”
“My God!” exclaims the wife,..
“Who would think a person could go on celebrating for that long?!”
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