A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from pest-control company.
One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.
“Quick,” said the woman to her lover, “into the closet!” ,
and she pushed him int closets tark undressed.
The husband, however,
became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet.
“Who are you?” he asked him.
“I’m an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone,” said the exterminator.
What are you doing in there?” the husband asked.
I’m investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,” the man replied.
And where are your clothes?” asked the husband.
The man looked down at himself and said, “Those little bastards!”
