A Humorous Tale of Laziness and Ingenuity

Once upon a time, in a cozy little neighborhood, there lived a couple who were always finding themselves in amusing situations.

Let us dive into the comical story of the lazy husband and his resourceful wife.

One sunny day, the wife approached her husband with a simple request, “Honey, can you please help me clean the garden?”

Now, you must understand that this husband had a knack for coming up with witty remarks.

With a mischievous smile, he replied, “Do I look like a gardener?”

Unfazed by her husband’s response, the wife quickly thought of an alternative task for him.

“Oh, alright then. Could you fix the bathroom door?” she kindly asked.

The husband, once again, had a sarcastic retort ready. “Do I look like a carpenter?” he playfully replied.

Feeling defeated, the husband decided it was best to leave the house for a little while.

Little did he know, something remarkable was about to happen.

Upon his return, he was astonished to find the garden immaculately clean and the bathroom door perfectly fixed.

“I knew my wife would do this all by herself!” he exclaimed proudly.

Curiosity getting the best of him, the husband couldn’t help but ask, “No, really, who did all this?” To his surprise, his wife confessed, “Our neighbor did it.”

With eyebrows raised, the husband inquired further, assuming the worst. “You paid him, didn’t you?” he questioned. The wife, with a mischievous twinkle in her eye, replied, “No, darling. He simply gave me two options: bread or sex.”

An awkward silence hung in the air for a moment as the husband processed this surprising revelation. Finally, he mustered the courage to ask, “I hope you gave him bread?” The wife, unable to resist a sly comeback, replied, “Do I look like a bakery?”

And so, the tale of the lazy husband and his innovative wife came to an end, leaving everyone laughing and celebrating the cleverness of the wife.