Four married guys go fishing… After an hour, the following conversation took place:
**First guy:** “You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend.
I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.”
**Second guy:** “That’s nothing,
I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool.”
**Third guy:** “Man, you both have it easy!
I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her.”
They continue to fish when they realize that the fourth guy has not said a word.
So they asked him, “You haven’t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend.
What’s the deal?”
**Fourth guy:** “I just set my alarm for 5:30 am.
When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said,
‘Fishing or Sex?’ and she said, ‘Wear sun-block.’”
