Funny A Man is Lying on Beach!

A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch.

A woman passing by remarks,

“If you were any sort of a gentleman,

you would lift your hat to a lady.”

He replies, “If you were any sort of a hot lady,

the hat would lift by itself.”

The woman raises an eyebrow and retorts, “Well, if you were any sort of a gentleman, you’d know that’s a dangerous game to play.”

The man smirks, “Oh, I’m not worried. The only danger here is sunburn!”

She laughs and says, “Well, in that case, you should probably put some sunscreen on… you don’t want to be mistaken for a lobster!”

He grins, “Trust me, I’ve got my priorities straight. It’s all about the tan lines!”

She shakes her head, “You might want to reconsider that. Nobody wants to see a guy with a sunburned ‘hat’!”

He chuckles, “Fair point. But at least I’d be the most interesting lobster on the beach!”


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