Classic Blonde Moment at the Tanning Salon!

Two blondes walk into a tanning salon.

The receptionist asks,

‘Are you two sisters?

‘ They chuckle and reply,

‘No, we aren’t even Catholic.’”

‘Are you two sisters?

‘ They chuckle and reply,

‘No, we aren’t even Catholic.’”

They chuckle and reply, ‘No, we …’”

To add a twist to the joke, let’s continue with something like:

‘No, we’re just the same shade of pale!’

Or another version could be:..

. ‘No, we just have the same stylist!

Both endings play on the shared characteristics that led the receptionist to think they might be sisters,

adding to the lighthearted humor.

 

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