A man decided to join a monastery where you were only allowed to say two words every 10 years.
After 10 years in the monastery the head monk summons’ him and says,
“You’ve been with us for 10 years. What two words would you like to say?”
The monk replies, “I’m hungry’”
So the head monk organises for an extra ration to be given to him each day.
After 20 years the head monk calls him in again and asks,
“What two words would you like to say?”
The monk replies with, “Too cold.”
So the head monk organises for him to get another blanket.
“What two words would you like to say?”
The monk replies with, “Wanna leave.”
“I’m not surprised,” the head monk says,…
“You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here!”
