A cop pulls over a very old lady for speeding and asks for her license and registration.
As he examines her papers, he notices she has a concealed weapon permit.
Curious, the officer asks if she’s carrying now.
She pulls out a .22 caliber pistol from her purse.
Surprised, the officer asks if she has another.
She nods and retrieves a snub-nosed pistol from the center compartment.
Amazed, the officer asks, “Are there any more?”
She nods again and shows a Colt 45 from the glove compartment.
Finally, the officer asks, “Lady, what in the world are you so afraid of?”
She looks him in the eyes and says, “Not a God damn thing.”
