An irate old lady called the newspaper office loudly demanding to know where her Sunday paper was.

“Madam,” said the newspaper employee, “Today is Saturday. The Sunday edition is not delivered until tomorrow, Sunday.”

There was a long pause on the other end of the line.

Then she was heard to mutter, “Well, darn, that explains why no one was at church this morning.”

An Old Lady Calls Her Neighbour.

An old lady calls her neighbor and says, “Please come over and help me. I have a puzzle and I can’t figure out how to get started.”

Her neighbor asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s done?”

The little silver-haired lady says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”

He decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle pieces spread over the table.

He studies the pieces for a minute, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.”

He takes her hand and says, “Secondly, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then,” he says with a deep sigh.”

LOL!!

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