Confessions

My wife was dying.

I was by her bedside.

She said in a tired voice,

“There’s something I must confess.”

“Shhh,” I said, “There’s nothing to confess.

Everything’s alright.”

“No, I must die in peace.

I had sx with your brother, your best friend,

his best friend, and your father!”*

“I know,” I whispered,

“That’s why I poisoned you, now close your eyes!”

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