An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her…
PRINCE WILLIAM TALKS ABOUT KATE MIDDLETON’S HEALTH WITH A SAD FACE
At the British Academy of Film and Television Arts (BAFTAs), Prince William, the future King of England, appeared somber while addressing his wife Kate Middleton’s recent abdominal…
The farmer calls the vet about his prized bull not wanting to mate
A farmer spends $7,000 on a young registered Black Angus bull to mate with his cows. He puts the bull out with the herd, but the animal…
Tom had a real love for cars – his wife did not
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning one of his hot rods for an upcoming show. His wife was standing there at the bench watching him….
Pay attention to this date from now on. It’s not an ordinary expiration date. After working for years and years in grocery stores, I see that most people just randomly buy eggs without really noticing this detail
Breaking an egg is a simple pleasure for many, whether for a fluffy omelet, a cake, or fried rice. Most of my eggs come from the supermarket,…
A father buys a lie detector robot
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps you when you lie. He decides to test it out on his son at supper. Dad says: “Where…
Entitled Couple Took My Premium Seat on the Plane – I Taught Them a Lesson and Turned It into a Profit
When I went out of my way to secure one of the best seats on my flight, I never expected to be swindled out of it by…
The blonde joke to end
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little, Red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a…
When Flat Tires Meet Flat Responses!
Daughter: Dad, I have a flat tire! Dad: Can’t you call your husband? Daughter: I tried, he didn’t answer. Dad: Do you have a spare? Daughter: He…
A newly adopted stray dog saved the life of a newborn baby in the middle of the night
The Robinson family intended to establish a farm at the remote house they purchased. In less than four months, Mrs. Robinson gave birth to her second child,…