The fat cow give you …

Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?”

Student: “Meat!”

Teacher: “Very good!

Now what does the pig give you?”

Student: “Bacon!”

Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”

Student: “Homework!”

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