How did your chickens become

A man sat at a local bar and said:

“This is a special day, l’m celebrating.”

“What a coincidence”, said the woman next to him,

“I’m celebrating, too”, she said and clinked glasses with him.

“What are your celebrating?” the woman asked.

“I’m a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile,

but today they’re finally fertile.”

“What a coincidence”, the woman said, “For my husband and I have been trying to have a child.

Today, my gynaecologist told me l’m pregnant!

How did your chickens become fertile?”, she asked .

“I switched cocks”, he replied.

“What a coincidence”, she said.

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