A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from pest-control company.

One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.

“Quick,” said the woman to her lover, “into the closet!” ,

and she pushed him int closets tark undressed.

The husband, however,

became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet.

“Who are you?” he asked him.

“I’m an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone,” said the exterminator.

What are you doing in there?” the husband asked.

I’m investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,” the man replied.

And where are your clothes?” asked the husband.

The man looked down at himself and said, “Those little bastards!”