When You Ask the Wrong Question at the Pub…

A Chinese guy comes into the pub, stands next to me and starts drinking.

I said to him ‘Do you know any of those martial arts like Kung Fu, Jiu-Jitsu, or Karate?’

He says ‘Why da f**k you ask me dat, is it coz I Chinese?’

‘No,’ I said, ‘It’s because you’re drinking my f**king beer!

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