Guy gets even with his wife in a crazy way
One evening last week, my wife and I got into bed. We were fooling around, the passion started to heat up, when she suddenly says: “I don’t…
A Night of Miscommunication
Once upon a time, there was a young couple who had just returned from a fantastic date. The guy dropped off his 19-year-old girlfriend at her house,…
Father O’Malley
Sharing is caring! An Irish priest was transferred to Texas. Father O’Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new…
Little Johnny Walks in on his mother
Little Johnny walks in on his mother in the bathtub. He asks his mother what is the big fuzzy patch below her bellybutton. She replies, “A bush….
Husband sent a text to his wife at night
Husband sent a text to his wife at night, “Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothesand make sure you prepare my…
Wife receives a divorce letter from husband
Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good man to you in our 7 years…
A Wife’s Wishes
A woman finds Aladdin’s magic lamp. She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual. The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to…
T-G-I-F Gone Wrong: A Hilarious Elevator Encounter
A businessman got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, “T-G-I-F. He smiled at her and…
Where is Jesus today?
A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, “Where is Jesus today?” Steven raises…
Exercise in Bed: The Surprising Benefits
One day little Johnny asks his father “Dad, why do grown-ups like to exercise in bed?” Wife was cooking dinner when she heard little Johnny ask, so…