A 90 year-old man marries a beautiful 25 year-old woman…
They go on their honeymoon to beautiful, picturesque Venice, Italy. After a day of sightseeing, they return to their hotel. He turns to his young bride and…
The Doctor’s Surprise
An older gentleman goes to the doctor for a checkup. After examining him, the doctor says, “Everything seems fine, but you should cut out the intimate relations…
The Blonde’s Car Trouble
A blonde calls her husband from the side of the road, sounding frustrated. “Honey, my car won’t start! There’s water in the carburetor!” Her husband, confused, asks,…
A husband and wife playing a game
WIFE: Honey let’s play a game HUSBAND: Okay. What’s the game about? WIFE: If I mention a country, you run to the left side of the room…
A young, extremely perky woman gets into an elevator with an older man…
A young, extremely perky woman gets into an elevator with an older man… The woman smiles broadly and says, “TGIF”! The man slowly turns to her and…
A married man was having an affair with his secretary
A married man was having an affair with his secretary One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house Exhausted…
A man and a nun in the bar
A MAN IS IN A BAR AND READY TO TAKE A DRINK OF HIS WHISKEY WHEN A NUN COMES UP TO HIM AND SAYS, “DON’T TAKE THAT…
Two guys left the bar after a long night of drinking
After a couple of minutes, an old man appeared in the passenger window and tapped lightly. The passenger screamed, “Look at the window. There’s an old ghost’s…
Jonny Went To School
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met the animal at the Pearly Gates and said, “You have been a good cat all of these years….
Sisters Not Quite Identical
Tom married a woman with an identical twin. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce. “Tell the court why you…