A young, extremely perky woman gets into an elevator with an older man…
A young, extremely perky woman gets into an elevator with an older man… The woman smiles broadly and says, “TGIF”! The man slowly turns to her and…
A married man was having an affair with his secretary
A married man was having an affair with his secretary One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house Exhausted…
A man and a nun in the bar
A MAN IS IN A BAR AND READY TO TAKE A DRINK OF HIS WHISKEY WHEN A NUN COMES UP TO HIM AND SAYS, “DON’T TAKE THAT…
Two guys left the bar after a long night of drinking
After a couple of minutes, an old man appeared in the passenger window and tapped lightly. The passenger screamed, “Look at the window. There’s an old ghost’s…
Jonny Went To School
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met the animal at the Pearly Gates and said, “You have been a good cat all of these years….
Sisters Not Quite Identical
Tom married a woman with an identical twin. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce. “Tell the court why you…
A Cabbie Picks Up A Nun
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him…
“Wife’s Hilarious Secret to Staying Calm During Fights Will Leave You Speechless!”
Husband : When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?Wife: I clean the toilet. Husband: How does that help?…
The Husband and The Epic Comeback
A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his unholstered pistol and yelled, “I have a 45 caliber Colt 1911 with a seven round magazine plus one…
A Husband Asks His Wife
A husband asks his wife: “Will you consider getting married after I pass away?” The wife replies, “No, I’ll stay with my sister.” Then the wife asks,…