Little Johnny Walks in on his mother
Little Johnny walks in on his mother in the bathtub. He asks his mother what is the big fuzzy patch below her bellybutton. She replies, “A bush….
Husband sent a text to his wife at night
Husband sent a text to his wife at night, “Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothesand make sure you prepare my…
Wife receives a divorce letter from husband
Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good man to you in our 7 years…
A Wife’s Wishes
A woman finds Aladdin’s magic lamp. She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual. The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to…
T-G-I-F Gone Wrong: A Hilarious Elevator Encounter
A businessman got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, “T-G-I-F. He smiled at her and…
Where is Jesus today?
A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, “Where is Jesus today?” Steven raises…
Exercise in Bed: The Surprising Benefits
One day little Johnny asks his father “Dad, why do grown-ups like to exercise in bed?” Wife was cooking dinner when she heard little Johnny ask, so…
Old Men Sitting On A Bench…We’ve chuckled with tears with this joke
Old Men Sitting On A Bench… We’ve chuckled with tears with this joke… Two old men are sat on a bench at the park…. A young, smoking…
Three mischievous old
Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. When an old Grandpa walked by and one of the old Grandmas yelled out…
An irate old lady called the newspaper office
An irate old lady called the newspaper office loudly demanding to know where her Sunday paper was. “Madam,” said the newspaper employee, “Today is Saturday. The Sunday…