The wife checked her husband’s phone and found…:
The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names: ‘The tender one’ ‘The amazing one’ ‘Lady of my dreams, She got angry and called the first…
A man and a woman were having dinner in a restaurant
Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with…
A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game
For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived. Everything went quite well. As the National…
Forrest Gump was tested at the Gates of Heaven
St. Peter said, “Welcome, Forrest. We’ve heard a lot about you.” He continued, “Unfortunately, it’s getting pretty crowded up here and we find that we now have…
At a truck stop, an elderly man was enjoying his meal when three rough-looking bikers walked in.
Three scruffy-looking bikers entered the truck stop where an elderly man was dining. The first biker chuckled and sat down at the counter as they passed the…
A second grader came home from school and she learned something… LOL
A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, “Mom, guess what? “We learned how to make babies today.” The mother, more than a little…
An elderly couple had just crawled into bed when the old man let
An elderly couple had just crawled into bed when the old man let out a loud fart and proudly declared, “Seven points! ”His wife, puzzled, rolled over…
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A young blonde woman started her new job as a physical education teacher at a school, working with a group of 16-year-olds. On one of her first…
How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?
A young man couldn’t decide which girl to marry. He liked one girl, but he really liked another one named Maria, too. He decided to ask his…
I’m a WIFE
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says, “I’m a YUPPIE. You know, young, urban, professional.” The…