The Cartwheels.
A teen came to her mom and said “mom! I’ve got 10 dollars” Her mom said “Where from?” “Tommy from down the road he dared me to…
WOMAN GET STOPPED BY..
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her… . One of the bags was ripped, and every once…
An Elderly Couple at McDonald’s.
A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra cup. As he…
A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm…
A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm…. ‘I’d like to buy a horth’ he says. What sort of horse?’, said the owner. ‘A female…
The wife checked her husband’s phone and found…:
The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names: ‘The tender one’ ‘The amazing one’ ‘Lady of my dreams, She got angry and called the first…
A man and a woman were having dinner in a restaurant
Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with…
A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game
For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived. Everything went quite well. As the National…
Forrest Gump was tested at the Gates of Heaven
St. Peter said, “Welcome, Forrest. We’ve heard a lot about you.” He continued, “Unfortunately, it’s getting pretty crowded up here and we find that we now have…
At a truck stop, an elderly man was enjoying his meal when three rough-looking bikers walked in.
Three scruffy-looking bikers entered the truck stop where an elderly man was dining. The first biker chuckled and sat down at the counter as they passed the…
A second grader came home from school and she learned something… LOL
A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, “Mom, guess what? “We learned how to make babies today.” The mother, more than a little…