An elderly couple had just crawled into bed when the old man let
An elderly couple had just crawled into bed when the old man let out a loud fart and proudly declared, “Seven points! ”His wife, puzzled, rolled over…
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A young blonde woman started her new job as a physical education teacher at a school, working with a group of 16-year-olds. On one of her first…
How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?
A young man couldn’t decide which girl to marry. He liked one girl, but he really liked another one named Maria, too. He decided to ask his…
I’m a WIFE
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says, “I’m a YUPPIE. You know, young, urban, professional.” The…
A Woman Was Preparing For Her Wedding
A young woman was preparing for her wedding. She asked her mother to go out and buy a nice long black negligee and carefully place it in…
Funny Joke: A lady passes wind bending over to look at a lovely diamond necklace in Tiffany & Co
A lady walks into Tiffany & Co, looks around, spots a beautiful diamond necklace and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more…
A boy is visiting his girlfriend’s home
A boy is visiting his girlfriend’s home for the first time. He’s looking for a drinking glass when he notices a row of cups in the cabinet,…
He Was Worried About His Wife’s Temper. But What The Doctor Suggests? Brilliant!
A man goes to the doctor, worried about his wife’s temper. The doctor asks, “What’s the problem?” The man says, “Doctor, I don’t know what to do….
Little Johnny’s Hilarious Reaction to Dad’s Hammer Mishap
Little Johnny runs down the stairs in tears. His mother asked, “What’s wrong?” “Dad was hanging pictures, and he hit his thumb with the hammer,” said little…
The doctor scratched his head and wondered
Every spring, as soon as the snow thawed, a certain mountain woman would come down into town, have a baby, and gather supplies for the summer. After…