The farmer calls the vet about his prized bull not wanting to mate
A farmer spends $7,000 on a young registered Black Angus bull to mate with his cows. He puts the bull out with the herd, but the animal…
Tom had a real love for cars – his wife did not
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning one of his hot rods for an upcoming show. His wife was standing there at the bench watching him….
A father buys a lie detector robot
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps you when you lie. He decides to test it out on his son at supper. Dad says: “Where…
When Flat Tires Meet Flat Responses!
Daughter: Dad, I have a flat tire! Dad: Can’t you call your husband? Daughter: I tried, he didn’t answer. Dad: Do you have a spare? Daughter: He…
A girl goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup
A girl goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup, and as she takes off her blouse, he notices a red “H” on her chest. “How did…
The new maid
A man hires a new maid and calls home to speak to his wife. The maid picks up. “Is this the maid” “Yes” “Well may I speak…
A Doctor And His Wife Were Having A Big Argument
A Doctor And His Wife Were Having A Big Argument At Breakfast. He Shouted At Her, “You Aren’t So Good In Bed Either!” Then Stormed Off To…
“This 80-Year-Old Decides to Try Something New…” LOL
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat. His wife said, “Where are you going?” He said, “I’m going to the…
Classic Blonde Moment at the Tanning Salon!
Two blondes walk into a tanning salon. The receptionist asks, ‘Are you two sisters? ‘ They chuckle and reply, ‘No, we aren’t even Catholic.’” ‘Are you two…
“Patient’s Fear of Needles Leads to Hilarious Dental Solution!”
“Patient’s Fear of Needles Leads to Hilarious Dental Solution!” “No way! No needles! I hate needles!” says the patient. The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous…