Social Security Application
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s License to verify…
It doesn’t matter who you are!
“That’s fine.” Said Johnny, and calmly took a seat and began the test. At 11:00, Johnny had not finished the test. The professor asked for the exam…
A very sick woman on her bed
A very sick woman on her sick bed said to her husband: Honey if I die, how long would it take you before you marry a another…
A man and a nun in the bar
A MAN IS IN A BAR AND READY TO TAKE A DRINK OF HIS WHISKEY WHEN A NUN COMES UP TO HIM AND SAYS, “DON’T TAKE THAT…
A Doctor And His Wife Were Having A Big Argument
A Doctor And His Wife Were Having A Big Argument At Breakfast. He Shouted At Her, “You Aren’t So Good In Bed Either!” Then Stormed Off To…
Hilarious Blonde Joke I’ve Not Heard Before
A young blonde landed a job as a physical education teacher for a group of 16-year-olds. As she supervised the students playing soccer on the field, she…
A 90 year-old man marries a beautiful 25 year-old woman…
They go on their honeymoon to beautiful, picturesque Venice, Italy. After a day of sightseeing, they return to their hotel. He turns to his young bride and…
The Doctor’s Surprise
An older gentleman goes to the doctor for a checkup. After examining him, the doctor says, “Everything seems fine, but you should cut out the intimate relations…
The Blonde’s Car Trouble
A blonde calls her husband from the side of the road, sounding frustrated. “Honey, my car won’t start! There’s water in the carburetor!” Her husband, confused, asks,…
A husband and wife playing a game
WIFE: Honey let’s play a game HUSBAND: Okay. What’s the game about? WIFE: If I mention a country, you run to the left side of the room…