A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding… “Is there a problem, Officer?”
A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding… Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer : Ma’am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I…
Three guys die together in an accident and go to heaven
three guys die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in heaven: Don’t…
He sells more bibles in one week than ever before
A young man was inspired to help out with his church’s fundraiser. He asked the preacher if he could participate in the door-to-door selling of bibles. The…
A young farm girl answers the door
A young farm girl answers the door and sees an older neighbor there. Girl: “My father isn’t home, but I know what you want and I can…
Social Security Application
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s License to verify…
It doesn’t matter who you are!
“That’s fine.” Said Johnny, and calmly took a seat and began the test. At 11:00, Johnny had not finished the test. The professor asked for the exam…
A very sick woman on her bed
A very sick woman on her sick bed said to her husband: Honey if I die, how long would it take you before you marry a another…
A man and a nun in the bar
A MAN IS IN A BAR AND READY TO TAKE A DRINK OF HIS WHISKEY WHEN A NUN COMES UP TO HIM AND SAYS, “DON’T TAKE THAT…
A Doctor And His Wife Were Having A Big Argument
A Doctor And His Wife Were Having A Big Argument At Breakfast. He Shouted At Her, “You Aren’t So Good In Bed Either!” Then Stormed Off To…
Hilarious Blonde Joke I’ve Not Heard Before
A young blonde landed a job as a physical education teacher for a group of 16-year-olds. As she supervised the students playing soccer on the field, she…